December 2011
This year has been pretty wank for the most part
Oh well.
Just gunna fuck shit it up 2012 style.
Seen so many TMI posts tonight
All it’s done is make me dead horny hah
Not to blow my own trumpet but these days I can show a girl a good time in bed, from the reviews haha (unless I’m wasted off my tits, but that never works for anyone)
Need some dang sexual release
Wanna play xbox
Can’t be arsed to set xbox up
First world problems.
Christmas sex please
Last christmas was better
For so many reasons
Not saying i haven’t enjoyed today tho
sohosquare asked: merry christmas jakson! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Get £20 if i finish this monster crossword tonight
It’s a full A3 page
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Gunna use my xmas money to pay off my over draft...
Hey big spender.
What's worse
I lost it while i was actually at a club :’)
Being 18 and having no ID is infuriating.
Dreams:
Last night i dreamt about this girl who was called Lauren, in the dream, (Might not be her real name, but they say you only dream about people you’ve seen) for the second time, we met in a Burlesque type club where all the girls were in corsets and stockings and stuff like that but it played Metal and Hardcore music (would be a pretty cool place if it existed). Except this time she came up...
yrmother:
some shoes are so horrible
air max for example i mean do i really have to say much about them
This post breaks my heart.
Anonymous asked: Favorite blogs?
getmeoutalive-:
Sex would be appreciated lol
lauuuuuuuuuuuuren:
Excuse me while i bang my head repeatedly against a fucking wall
can i be fucked to go to sutton tomorrow
getmeoutalive-:
idk
Go to the PhoneShop and see Ash and Jawayne
jamjars:
Tumblr is dying out, I want a new social networking site to spend my time on
PRAISE BE TO JESUS!
I hate coming home from Uni
I hate being in Mirfield
I hate seeing all my friends happy to see the people they’ve missed
Because i can’t see the person i’ve missed
Yeah i do love seeing everyone else but i don’t have to be HERE to do that.
Battle Royale would be a fun game to play
Swag night in with Ben
Then LDN tomorrow, Supreme store brap brap box logo hoddies swaaaaaag.
Operation all nighter is a-go!
I have also recruited agent Wong for my cause!
Uni has meant the end for my relatively good...
Mad plan for today:
Cook, eat, wash up
Clean freezer as part of the ‘deep clean’
Clean room and put laundry away
Clean bath room
(Possible nap)
Revise till 10
Shower
Go to library
Drink lots of energy drinks and eat sugary food
Revise through out the night
Do exam
Pass out from exhaustion afterwards!
I feel sorry for my body :(
oceana in kingston is the shittest place i have...
It’s fully terrible! I’ve been once since freshers week lmao
etoilesduparadis:
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
When your ex girlfriend and best friend at Uni...
Explaining who you were talking to is a must to avoid confusion!
wolf-rayet:
saz couldnt come round so i sat and drank 3 glasses of whiskey and coke whilst watching mean girls 2 (Worst Film Ever) and then i rolled the best fag i have ever rolled it was so perfectly spherical
You mean cylindrical not spherical
Wish i could feed the homeless...
Women my dick
OOOOOOHHH
Note to everyone.
jonano:
The Smiths
Sonic Youth
The Coral
All this kind of music
Its just fucking awful, you don’t look cool listening to it, stop trying to fit in.
Joy Division too
Preach it brother!
Gunna learn the ukulele in the new year
Need to find a cheap one