December 2010
Weirdo anon asking how much i get an hour
Anonymous asked: how much do you get paid an hour?
Anonymous asked: how much do you get paid an hour?
No Country For Old Men at 9
Being waiting forever to see it
Also i’m very bored of waiting for Rachel
Apparenly she’s only just sat down to eat!?
It’s after 20:30 ffs.
Pink fudge things why do you infect my Quality...
Christmas is officially over
London in 2 days
Skiing in 2 months
Stoked right now.
I ate eggs earlier
Not a good idea for me
They make me fart like a mother and the farts stink.
Really wish i was already 18
Would spend all my christmas money on getting ink’d but instead i’ll just do that with my birthday money
Which i would of done anyway
I think either Rachel's or my sister's presents...
Love the TDON Eagle jumper rachel got me
And the Black watch tartan trousers my sister got me are gorgeous and i’m wearing them forever.
Got two wooly bobble hats too and they are beaut
Fuck turns out you can't use vouchers online
Good bye cheap desert boots
Found some of them there desert boots in the sale...
yesiliketodothechacha:
kame-hame-ha:
yesiliketodothechacha:
kame-hame-ha:
Well hello there
not that shit in the end then huh?
They’re only good for boots ngl
true true. my military style boots have lasted me longer than a year so far!
Dittoooo
Found some of them there desert boots in the sale...
yesiliketodothechacha:
kame-hame-ha:
Well hello there
not that shit in the end then huh?
They’re only good for boots ngl
Fuck off sun.
Found some of them there desert boots in the sale...
Well hello there
Got £20 vouchers for River Island
Obviously i’m greatful for that
But River Island is just so SHIT
I was gunna wait till London
But the Jack Will rugby shirt i want is in the sale
I think we know what must be done
My parents bought me a hip flask 'for when we go...
They are encouraging me to ski drunk
I am bring back so much Jagermeister from Austria
Best part of £400 to blow in london
And then getting paid £200 quid the weeks after i get back
Fucking yes m8.
Agressive generousity
She's Lego, i'm a Stickle Brik
So Last night
rastaclart:
EVERYONE went to town and I had to go home due to having no ID, being 17 is fucking shit. On the upside they queued an hour and a half or something to get into Tokyo’s. Hope they all get colds.
Did you actually go to hudds and try get in? Or just go home
Gotta fuck her all night till the pussy aint tight
In 2 days Jesus is 2010 years old.
wobburt:
livinginthiscastlemadeofstone:
Happy Birthday old guy i’m not religious but thanks for everything you did.
ACTUALLY
he won’t
he’ll be around 2015
and he wasn’t even born on the 25th december
he was born in summer
but the catholic leaders changed the date of the holiday cos there was already one in summer
jus’ sayin’
They actually changed it so it coincided with a pagan...
Don't worry guys he was a doctor
I was a patient
Not gunna pull a Peter Griffin on him :’)
Who else has had a big black man fondle his balls...
Only me?
I feel special :3
So the doctor said my ball was fine and as it...
So it’s not cancer! Woo
But i have to do a pee test now
Anyone else noticed that
Fat people hate skinny people
Skinny people hate fat people
And then those like me inbetween like me generally hate one or the other
For me it’s the fatties
H8rs gon’ h8
ohtelescope-deactivated20110613 asked: Mary Jane ~ Marijuana
ohtelescope-deactivated20110613 asked: Mary Jane ~ Marijuana
Last night i dreamt i had a massive japanese war...
Was so fucking bad ass.
The scene where he butchers the moose
But the flies fuck it all up and ruin all the meat and hard work
Sad times
I personally would have jsut taken a few chunky moose steaks
Off to the doctors about my balls tomorrow
Stoked~~
Torpedo tits are funny
Just gunna throw that out there
Just downloaded about 10 free apps
IT LIVES!
My busted to fuck mp3 player has manned the fuck up and started working again!
Wooo now i can just use Sam’s half broken iPod touch for playing apps on the way to London ;)
Well chuffed right about now
Matt Cardles version of "When We Collide" is wank.
Mon the Biff
Rachel's trying to get me into sexting
It was 3 pages, am i doing it right? :’)
Who wants my hot and spicy man soup?
Jus' sayin'
Do anyone elses nipples get hard when they cum
Or is that just me?
Why do iPods take the piss to sync?
Bring Me The Horizon > The Beatles
jordanrobert:
philipjfried:
The Beatles can’t even sing.
They’re both shit.
This a fucking stupid comparison
